He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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