you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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