Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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