I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that