Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.