At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.