And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I understand Curling. That high.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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