I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
