it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
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