Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
