Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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