I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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