i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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