It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
