Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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