Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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