I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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