I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
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