Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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