He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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