Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Just invented taco cereal.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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