Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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