your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
you're hired as official boob wrangler
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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