Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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