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I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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