areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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