but the lizard people decide everything anyway
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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