What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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