god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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