He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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