nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
no you cant smoke seaweed
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
