i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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