When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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