im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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