And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
vagina is talking i cant
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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