he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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