hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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