ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Pooping to opera.
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