Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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