why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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