Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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