U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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