you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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