No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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