just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
