They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
this will be a night to untag.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I want a musical about memes.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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