Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I just want to make out with him forever
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
This toilet bowl is my home.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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