Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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