there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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