Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
There's always time for handjobs
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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