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just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Sober January is a disaster.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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