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I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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