don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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