All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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