I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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