you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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