i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
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Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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